TPS REPORT

To: All Who Care

From: Fitless

CC: Henry Kissenger's Aunt Steve Connelly

Date: 2/16/2006

Re: Concern over recent Fitless anger and malaise

It has come to our attention that the company lads in the above photo, Stewart Marshall (guitar and vocals), Scott Armit (drums and vocals) and Efrain Viscarolasaga (bass and occasional rhyme buster) have been maladjusted as of late, and I would like to ask "Why?"

Is it because their story is unknown? Perhaps they would like more of the Organization to know about the band's formation in Boston from the seedy underbelly of Scottish bagpipe bands, where Scott and Stewart competed together on snare drums. Really? The complex and precise drumming style made their rock efforts the same: tight and interesting. But something was missing. Something Basque, and so Ef was added to the mix. Perfect?

Is it because they cannot decide what type they are? After much distillation they were almost certain that they were "Classic Punk Pop", but then they got a tad angrier. Still punk, still pop, but angrier. Is it "White Collar Punk"? Maybe we'll know when they release their upcoming "Cheese for Tomorrow".

Or, are they just useless corporate reprobates?

Any thoughts on the above should be directed to email@fitles.com

Thank you for your attention to this matter.